Food Diary for the PT

I need to write down what I eat for the personal trainer that is going to be whipping me into shape. Since I really don't pay all that much attention to what I eat, I can only remember what I had as far back as Friday. So I'm going to start with that day and today. Sad memory.

Friday the 15.
    Breakfast: 1 sausage and egg taco with hot sauce, orange juice and a bottle of water.
    Lunch: small sides of mashed potatoes with brown gravy, macaroni and cheese.
    Dinner: Fuck, I can't remember.

Saturday the 16th.
    Breakfast: Skipped it.
    Lunch: a small chili from James Coney Island with cheese, crackers, and onions.
    Snack: 1 cinnamon toast bagel with raspberry cream cheese.
    Dinner: Haven't had it yet, probably wont eat anything healthy.

(As far as drinks go, I usually only drink water, tea, coke, and orange juice at work. Rarely drink alcohol.)

GOD DAMN where are the fruit and veggies?! This is depressing. There was a point in my life when I tried to pay attention to what I was putting in my system, but I started slacking.

A dear friend told me I don't need to lose weight, and that I'm hot the way I am now. Shut up you fool, it's not about losing weight or looking hot. Ok, it kind of is, but I don't have a problem in the "finding men" department, finding the right man is a totally different story that I'm not ready to get into. It's more about being the best I can be, even though I'm never going to be where I want to be, I can get as close as possible. I don't need six pack abs, but toning up my belly fat would be awesome! Oh, and I want to do something about these fucking chicken legs of mine.